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Blog: Culture Undermined

January 17th: I Spy....

During the cold war I spent 10 years stationed in moscow.

No one realised I was a spy

It was of course the British in the early 1840s who first invented the 5 second myth

The idea being that if a goldfish could be presented as harmless

They could come to represent something of a modern trojon horse

Their efforts succeeded and the result was sucess in the second Anglo-Burmese war

To be continued....


January 25th: The Libertine....

Being a Goldfish can be stressful.

Today Pete Doherty decided to stop by

Had this been a few years ago I would have appreciated the company

But things have changed since then...

Pete: How are things?

Me: Same old, you know?

Pete: No I dont know! You never return any of my calls....

Me: Well thats because the last time you came to visit you tried to steal my bowl!

And with that, he just took of and left. No appology or anything.

Mother was right. Some people never change.